Good advice.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/17/2017 at 19:24 • Filed to: Modern America

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Yes. Do, please, watch your step going up these stairs. And when you get halfway up — should you forget you’re still on these stairs — we have yet another sign to remind you to watch your step. This is posted three times up merely one flight of stairs. Who are these signs for? And should they be allowed on stairs to begin with? So many questions.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 19:28

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Or... You could put stairs in to code so that they’re standard like all the other ones and then users won’t be required to pay so much attention.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 05/17/2017 at 19:31

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This is on a state ferry, I would assume it’s on the up and up, or is that me being too optimistic about the WSDOT (answer: probably both)

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 19:32

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Toot toot!

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 19:35

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Oh, vessels don’t apply to building codes. So maybe WSDOT is trying to cover their ass.

“TOLD YOU TO WATCH YOUR STEP, FOOL! Three times too.”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/17/2017 at 19:37

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The Mukilteo ferry is too short of a ride to actually enjoy. You walk upstairs and take a leak, and youre already in Clinton. Edmonds you can get outside and get some fresh air for a while, pick up some of those awful tourist pamphlets.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 19:37

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Pfft. F that. I’ll still miss a stair and slip, suckers.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > benjrblant 05/17/2017 at 19:40

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TheHondaBro > Spaceball-Two 05/17/2017 at 19:53

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If you removed all the cars, that would make a badass Super Soaker battle.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 19:55

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Agreed. I don’t know how people can sleep on the way to Clinton. Vashon is pretty quick too.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/17/2017 at 19:57

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It once took me 2 hours to get from Everett to Fauntleroy to catch that God forsaken ferry...

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 20:00

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Oh I’m sure. Especially in rush hour.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 20:14

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That’s a good one, but I was thinking more of this kind of fool:

But with zero pity. Cause that fool got three warnings.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/17/2017 at 20:59

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Conversations usually go like this:

“Hey Zoidberg, I got this high end job that and I need someone who isn’t gonna fuck up.”

[thinking: Oooh! Sounds interesting! Wait, he’s buttering me up. But why—]

“It’s on Vashon.”

[thinking: nooooooooooooooooooo]

“Yeah! I’ll handle it no problem.”

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 21:07

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That’s pretty much one job for that day then right?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/17/2017 at 21:13

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Yep. But I’m paid too well to complain without being anonymous. Thank you, internet.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/17/2017 at 21:32

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I got roped into a system conversion project. I’ve been working non stop for 18 days. I’m so spent.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/18/2017 at 00:30

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Well that sounds like balls

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/18/2017 at 09:03

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Pretty much. Then I wake up to Chris committing suicide. This fucking sucks.